Belgium Swaggalicious
One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad
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prrb:

please turn on the audio for this

dicklover3000:

*on a date*

so haha tell me more about your dog

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

when my wifi stops working so do i

bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

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myramylove:

I don’t think I can do any of these.

lamelohan:

When my friends take my phone and wont give it back

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snapchatting:

*promotes my blog at ur funeral*

cakejam:

”Can i have some of your-“

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officialramennoodle:

face surgery is okay i guess

officialramennoodle:

face surgery is okay i guess

nayx:

sir, all you have done throughout this entire court session is break dance in front of the judge.  where is your lawyer.  what are you even charged with