Me as a villian
but ur so woah and im so oh
Probably one of the best tweets I’ve ever come across tbh.
hit her with tha left
uh oh they discovered Migos
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
getting pissed at people because they are hotter than u
Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real.
this has been a public service announcement.
dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible
i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact
possibly the best headline ive seen all month