Belgium Swaggalicious
my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
me: actually its 10:58

darkchocolateandtea:

Me as a villian

vuov:

but ur so woah and im so oh

yuu-ung:

Probably one of the best tweets I’ve ever come across tbh.

yuu-ung:

Probably one of the best tweets I’ve ever come across tbh.

cosbyykidd:

imsoshive:

queenrxtchet:

ridge:

hit her with tha left

STOP

turnt

uh oh they discovered Migos

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

crystallized-teardrops:

getting pissed at people because they are hotter than u

onlypaintonthewall:

Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real. 

dynastylnoire:

this has been a public service announcement.

surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

teppelin:

i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact

ebrodiva:

possibly the best headline ive seen all month

ebrodiva:

possibly the best headline ive seen all month